Russell Brand Is A Wanker and Other News

Russell Brand Is A Wa**ker

Back in 2006 Unlucky Fried Kitten released the indie-punk album RUSSELL BRAND IS A WANKER…but after pressure from Russell Brand’s legal chums they were forced to re-title the album. It was re-named Strategies of the Sub-Class…but UFK fans still maintain that Russell Brand is a wa**er. This showed, at the time, that Russell Brand is as happy as a faeces-covered porker when he’s giving out the insults….but he sulks like a scolded Lucy Beale when someone gives it back to him.

Russell Brand prides himself on being a dandy. In his head he’s the dandy highwayman that Adam Ant sang about. He believes himself to be Adam’s Prince Charming. So…come on Russell….RIDICULE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.
This is a screenshot of the UFK Russell Brand Item on MySpace page (picture 3)

This is a screenshot of the UFK Russell Brand Item on ReverbNation (picture 4)

Russell Brand and Unlucky Fried Kitten

Russell Brand and Unlucky Fried Kitten
Unlucky Fried Kitten present Russell Brand Is A Wanker

Unlucky Fried Kitten present Russell Brand Is A Wanker

The album cover was scrapped…along with the title. Shame about that. Censorship rules……lol
Russell Brand is A Wanker by unlucky Fried Kitten (picture sleeve for cd..picture 2)

Russell Brand is A Wanker by unlucky Fried Kitten

This was the original artwork for the insert sleeve of the Unlucky Fried Kitten cd called Russell Brand Is A Wanker. Ah…Russ…UFK didn’t mean anything bad by it. they thought you had a sense of humour. (picture number 1)

Now that Jonathan Ross and yourself have been nabbed for ridiculing Andrew Sachs…can you not see the irony of this?

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PLEASE NOTE...THE IMAGES ARE UNAVAILABLE...CENSORED AGAIN...BUT WE'LL GET THEM ON HERE SOON